mad madam heidi made me do it is not an excuse for murder

[impy]

On the off chance that freakin' hurricane does what the squirrels do every so often [knocks out our phone or power] I ain't dead. The paper cuts aren't that deadly. Yet. Spent the night muttering obscene amounts of profanity [think: 'fuuuuuuck, what the fuck are you fucking people doing in the middle of the fucking night at fucking walgreens? don't you have anything better to do, fuckface?' ] and having a good old time in the halloween aisle when the moronic people stopped coming in looking for beer.

Now. I must be good and not go to the Toys R Us Buy 2 Get 1 Free sale. I don't like that sale as much as I think I do. No. I must not buy the Halloween socks at work yet since they aren't on sale. Witchy socks or no, I will not buy them until payday or a real sale.

That junk out of the way, I have something importante to say:
Happy Birthday, holli_hope/Heidi!

*resumes plotting*

And because I'm a sheep:

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Comments

[snarky-imp.livejournal.com]

they sould out of the witchy socks ;_; and no spidery webby goodness. but if you want santa on your big toe and reindeer on the other toes, those I can do, man. On the other hand, I'd imagine walking around on these socks after awhile would be of the painful, but since you said you collect rather than wear...

[mystalkershrine.livejournal.com]

I'll hold out for Valentine's day socks then :( I don't really like Christmas socks :/