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dear water company,
you were supposed to return my water yesterday at 2pm.
Last I checked, I still had no water. This is most uncool. If this continues, you will meet Lady dog. Lady dog is not much of a lady, but she will hump your leg after she breaks it.
you were supposed to return my water yesterday at 2pm.
Last I checked, I still had no water. This is most uncool. If this continues, you will meet Lady dog. Lady dog is not much of a lady, but she will hump your leg after she breaks it.