The countdown is ON

It came to my attention [via someone smacking me in the face with a mallet] that we're approaching the most blessed day of the year, perhaps of the century. Now, I see you pondering what fresh hell this is because you can't think of anything all that great that hasn't already happened.

I'll spare you the guessing games.

Sort of.


( That's a hint )

I dunno. I'd have a more coherent conspiracy theory, but I should have been in bed an hour ago.