I love you honey, but no.
Sooooo. I have no sense of direction whatsoever. It's a pain, really. Which means telling me a house is on whatever street does me no good, I just have to stare blankly at you. Luckily, the internet is willing to scare the shit out of me for no cost whatsoever.
C forwarded me this lovely little link this morning for a house. I took one look at the price and the vague location and went "uh...huh." But I believe in the goodness of people (sometimes) so I decided to see if I could find a picture or something since the listing had none. Found one. Uh...huh. I'm not sure what the houses in your areas look like when you know, just know that the neighborhood is going to light up a crime map like the fourth of July, but around here they look just like that. STILL.
I went to the map and found it. Oh, honey. No. Just no. Little known fact: Cops will tell people who have to go anywhere near Spruill in the middle of the night that they will not ticket them for running red lights or stop signs if there's no oncoming traffic.
STILL. No sense of direction so maybe something that looks sorta close on paper... yeah, no. I plugged the address into my various crime things and HOLYSHIT that thing lit up. One of the alerts happened to be hovering right above the house she was trying to send me to.
I think she's trying to tell me something. o_O (Or, y'know, didn't look up the address because she also did the "yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah, no" thing when I told her.)
Also, I lost count of the sex offenders after six.
I'm desperate but I'm not quite there yet.
( In dreams... )
C forwarded me this lovely little link this morning for a house. I took one look at the price and the vague location and went "uh...huh." But I believe in the goodness of people (sometimes) so I decided to see if I could find a picture or something since the listing had none. Found one. Uh...huh. I'm not sure what the houses in your areas look like when you know, just know that the neighborhood is going to light up a crime map like the fourth of July, but around here they look just like that. STILL.
I went to the map and found it. Oh, honey. No. Just no. Little known fact: Cops will tell people who have to go anywhere near Spruill in the middle of the night that they will not ticket them for running red lights or stop signs if there's no oncoming traffic.
STILL. No sense of direction so maybe something that looks sorta close on paper... yeah, no. I plugged the address into my various crime things and HOLYSHIT that thing lit up. One of the alerts happened to be hovering right above the house she was trying to send me to.
I think she's trying to tell me something. o_O (Or, y'know, didn't look up the address because she also did the "yeaaaaaaaaaaaaah, no" thing when I told her.)
Also, I lost count of the sex offenders after six.
I'm desperate but I'm not quite there yet.
( In dreams... )