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[impy]

it's that time of the month again

i wore
my brand-new white satin panties
to school today.

So,
naturally,
I got my period.

When Rachel gets hers,
she calls it riding the cotton pony.
Grace calls it surfing the crimson wave.

But I prefer
to think of it as
rebooting my ovarian operating system.

-what my mother doesn't know sonya sones