I think not

[impy]

I am annoyed. And hungry. But annoyed mostly. Apparently the dress code at work is changing. Effective Monday. I heard about it? Today. Um, no. You don't get to make changes like that and give less than a week's notice. So, so sorry. I'll continue to wear my brown pants until I find a pair of black ones that I like and that fit. I like these, so the moment I find them in black? We're good. Until then?

Screw you, corporate.