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Son, just don't.
Mums and I went to see The Avengers. We get there and there are 3 cars in the lot. Two drive off... buy our tickets and we run into a regular at work. Mums and he chat while I order a soda. Time killed and we hit our theater where there's no one else. We start the previews and it's still just us.
And then 5 people come in and... sit right in front of us (me actually).
Wtf? Literally no one else in the room! Sit on the other side! Sit two rows up or behind but not in front of me! This isn't stadium seating, okay?
Four teens arrive and sit on the other side, ditto the couple, and then after HQ is decimated a grandma and kid sit two rows ahead of Mums.
But it gets better! A third of the way through the movie, the woman in front of me falls asleep and while she snoozes, her hair drapes over the back of the seat and lands...on my drink.
Then there's the smell... and my headache... still! Avengers love. Humanity though? Still working on it.
And then 5 people come in and... sit right in front of us (me actually).
Wtf? Literally no one else in the room! Sit on the other side! Sit two rows up or behind but not in front of me! This isn't stadium seating, okay?
Four teens arrive and sit on the other side, ditto the couple, and then after HQ is decimated a grandma and kid sit two rows ahead of Mums.
But it gets better! A third of the way through the movie, the woman in front of me falls asleep and while she snoozes, her hair drapes over the back of the seat and lands...on my drink.
Then there's the smell... and my headache... still! Avengers love. Humanity though? Still working on it.