blast, celine dion is stuck in my head. get her out!

Hi. I'm the greeting card queen. You may not have heard of me, but damn I'm good. My father's got an unusual sense of humor, so finding a card that makes him laugh is always a bit of an undertaking. But once more I have braved the mission impossible and come out victorious. Or something. He laughed and agreed with Mom about the card gueen thing. :D

So, get with the kissing up and trying to steal my powers. You know you want to.

Oh, and if your Daddy figures don't suck, you should wish them a happy father's day. Even if they're departed.

Annnnd my headache and I are gonna go die. I mean wish my father a happy father's day. Yes, that's what I mean.

a thought

I wasn't aware I had to publically call out all the people I don't like and inform them of their sucky status. Since when? If you never were my friend, I do not feel the obligation to pull you aside and say, "Hey, I think you suck" nor do I feel the need to say so loudly and in front of an entire fandom of people.

It's enough for me to think you suck. If other people happen to agree, well, maybe there's something wrong with you. :p

[and if you're paranoid and are spazzing out, "omg! is it me?" please note the 'friend' comment]