blast, celine dion is stuck in my head. get her out!

[impy]

Hi. I'm the greeting card queen. You may not have heard of me, but damn I'm good. My father's got an unusual sense of humor, so finding a card that makes him laugh is always a bit of an undertaking. But once more I have braved the mission impossible and come out victorious. Or something. He laughed and agreed with Mom about the card gueen thing. :D

So, get with the kissing up and trying to steal my powers. You know you want to.

Oh, and if your Daddy figures don't suck, you should wish them a happy father's day. Even if they're departed.

Annnnd my headache and I are gonna go die. I mean wish my father a happy father's day. Yes, that's what I mean.