Reasons why Skipper is better than you
Still there. Still watching.
Impossible! We used evasive maneuvers!
Kowalski/Skipper
Kowalski, status report.
I am randomly pushing buttons while we spin out of control, Skipper.
Can I push one? I'd feel better.
It's too horrible for words. Except these ones, the words I'm saying right now. These are fine. But anything else? No go!
Young Private, a friend is just an enemy who hasn't attacked yet.
Private may own my heart, and Rico is cuddly soft and lovable, Skipper makes me laugh until I come dangerously close to snorting my soda and yet still I laugh anyway.
Impossible! We used evasive maneuvers!
Kowalski/Skipper
Kowalski, status report.
I am randomly pushing buttons while we spin out of control, Skipper.
Can I push one? I'd feel better.
It's too horrible for words. Except these ones, the words I'm saying right now. These are fine. But anything else? No go!
Young Private, a friend is just an enemy who hasn't attacked yet.
Private may own my heart, and Rico is cuddly soft and lovable, Skipper makes me laugh until I come dangerously close to snorting my soda and yet still I laugh anyway.