Oi, Riverdale.

Started a thing, got sidetracked by a mini rant. Basically I still need someone to fall on the Riverdale sword with me so we can discuss that finale together.

Also, is mentioning a thing that didn't happen a spoiler?

( because... )

Actually, wait no. I need one thing of the spoilery variety off my chest.
( Spoilers, duh. )