holy carp

JFC, cell phones are expensive as hell. If my current one wasn't basically unable to run any app that interacts with the outside world (so anything that isn't a list to myself), didn't seem to believe that making calls was not part of it's job description, and hadn't taken to turning itself off whenever it felt like it... I'd just throw up my hands and say to hell with it. But um, that last one is not a good sign and I'm tired of the other two.