yeah, you want people to think you just don't care

[impy]

Oh. My. God. Jakealiscious, I know you've got a perfectly reasonable excuse, but I'm ignoring it anyway. Why didn't you [or anyone else for that matter] tell me that we'd hit a whole new low in the world of stupid jewelry? Come on, mood-crucifixes? Who the hell buys a mood crucifix as anything other than an object to mock? Okay, it's not exactly a mood ring-type so much as this: Put the cross around your neck and a crucifed Jesus will appear! The absolute latest in creepy fashion! It's wrong. Wrong, I tell you.

Onward. Yesterday I had to shell out 90 bucks to fix the computer. Something about [computer junkies who actually pay attention to their computers and know things of the technical persuasion please prepare yourselves...] the power... source. Or something. I really didn't pay attention. I was too busy trying not to smash something with a sledgehammer we don't own anymore [you can break a sledgehammer. Will wonders never cease?] and then being amazed that there are places that actually look at your computer and then fix it without waiting for the next presidential election to happen first. [I cannot properly express the shock.]

Another thing of notice. My cellphone came in yesterday. Sometime right before dinner, Ariwoo dropped it off. Cass had already pre-programed it with her number, Ari's number, Derrick's number [your eyes are all crossing, aren't they since none of these names are yours...] Matt's number, and Ryan's number. Of those, only Ryan's isn't free for me to talk to. I think. Score. Anyway. -insert plug if you're one of those who feels cheated at not having had me either stalk you/or you haven't stalked properly yet-

Back to the computer. This means, you know, that I couldn't stalk or be stalked on the one day I'd set aside for such things. RAR!

Kay. If you need me, holler. Not holla, because I'll just have to go and find a sledgehammer and beat you with it.

mmmm. everclear. Note to self. CD binge on everclear. you'll thank yourself.

Now, if I could stop nearly bursting into tears every fifteen seconds, I'd be wonderful.

you can be with me...

Comments

[mythosidhe.livejournal.com]

Put the cross around your next and a crucified Jesus will appear!

I'm sorry, but that's funny enough to make me almost choke on my tea. Wrong, yes, but....wow. Tacky and sacrilegious. Granted, I'm not Christian, but I know how to spot something in poor taste.

[snarky-imp.livejournal.com]

*curtsies* I try to amuse... and share the world of horror out there. ;) I thought I was hallucinating until I touched the neckless, and poof. Jesus at my fingertips. Wonder if they'll sell.

[v-girl05.livejournal.com]

Impy, I know you make a lot of great icons, so would you like to join my icon community? I don't want to call it "elite" per say, but it sort of is in the sense that only certain people are invited to join and can post.

seeangel_icons if you're interested.

[theneedledrop.livejournal.com]

mood...crucifixes... christ! i want one.

[theneedledrop.livejournal.com]

i bet if you're pissed, it'll be red and if you're happy, it's yellow and if you feel like crucifying jesus, it'll be black.

[snarky-imp.livejournal.com]

I wonder if the little ghosty jesus would show up for the black though, or if he'd just... hide out until the feeling passed. ;)