Sweet Valley Confidential

[impy]

  I'm more than halfway through this and my very limited review thus far? Two versions.

Long:
What the shit is this?!

Short:
NO.

ETA: Finished. I don't often speak to my books, but I was reduced to What the blue fuck is this shit?! by the end. I... what? WHY? Who thought this was a good idea? Where were the fact checkers on this project? How hard is it to open a friggin' google search for these things?

For fuck's sake, man.

I need a drink. A lot of them.