Sweet Valley Confidential

[impy]

  I'm more than halfway through this and my very limited review thus far? Two versions.

Long:
What the shit is this?!

Short:
NO.

ETA: Finished. I don't often speak to my books, but I was reduced to What the blue fuck is this shit?! by the end. I... what? WHY? Who thought this was a good idea? Where were the fact checkers on this project? How hard is it to open a friggin' google search for these things?

For fuck's sake, man.

I need a drink. A lot of them.

Comments

[luxken27]

I very nearly threw it across the room, when I wasn't laughing in utter horror.

I TOTALLY CALLED the Bruce/Liz endgame pairing, but Todd/Jess? Gag me with a fucking spoon.

Apparently Frannie wrote this one by her very own self, which is why the continuity errors are so bad, they're brain-breaking. Gross.

[snarky-imp.livejournal.com]

You did! I thought of you each time Bruce was busy swooning over Elizabeth. I figured the T/J thing was coming but it was so random and ignored all the other times they ever hooked up that I kept wanting to punch something.

If I were Frannie, I would want a story floated ASAP that another ghosty did this monstrosity because good lord it was bad. Even ignoring the storyline issues, the character stuff could have easily been fixed with a quick glance to the internet since she apparently used that SV Bible as firewood or toilet paper or something.

G'ah!