we'll forget the past/well maybe i'm not able

[impy]

Some people I will never like but I can respect. Some people cause vivid memories of scaring the crap out of my brother by taking a butcher knife and stabbing an empty Pepsi can repeatedly or the taking of some glass bottle and throwing it against the house [the other one] in a seething rage. That last one was quite theatrical as my aim was off, so I hit someplace on the second floor and there was this shower of glass shards. Very spiffy if you ignore the fact that there was a mess and a half to clean up. :p

Yeah, some might say this screams "anger management!" and I might agree... if I really wanted to stab those idiots or throw breakables at them.

Currently feeling extremely stressed out emotionally. I think my stress-o-meter is currently broken as I'm feeling all kinds of twitchy annoyance over things that just aren't all that annoying. Only it's less feel and more react. So, blah and stressed.

Grr. Like dear silly friend called asking if she could crash here Sunday because she's fighting with her boy toy today. Yet they've made up, despite him being an ass and the fact that she's not even taking the time to you know, kick his ass out of bed for the night. Oi. Maybe I've just been raised on the wrong TV and things, but being told that stabbing you in the back is standing up for you is an offense punishable by losing your bed rights. :p

But what do I know? I have obviously never felt this chemical reaction in my brain causing me to go stark raving stupid.

Now, if I clean up for her arrival, she won't show [like the last 12 times]. If I don't clean on the assuption she won't show, she will. What to do, what to do...

Sleep. That's what.
But first...


And...


You know you love Bertha. Admit it.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_glitter_gurl_/]

*gasp* I totally love the Rose banner, the picture of her with long blonde hair is so pretty. For a second there I thought the second from the right pic was Marylin Monroe.

The second banner is prety as well, the pictures blend well into each other, and hell, even though it's Pheel Me, it's the old Pheebs, she looks .................dare I say, good. heh.

Great work!

[snarky-imp.livejournal.com]

Praise from the mistress of banners. *purrs* Rose does a fair MM impression indeed. Especially in the two pictures [or is it three? Hrmm..] from her movie Seed. Which is apparently impossible to find, let alone see. Sigh.

Excluding curly hair days, Phoebe was cute in S3. But apparently someone told her she was a bit chubbier than they liked, so she lost all the extra weight and then some for the next three seasons. *weep*

[how-charming.livejournal.com]

Who the hell is Bertha?

[snarky-imp.livejournal.com]

Bertha is apparently Alyssa's heavier counterpart. *looks for the quote*
http://www.safesearching.com/2k/assets/photos/actress/alyssamilano/alyssamilano_esquire_1103.jpg
" 1) Women are innately self-conscious. This is not a choice; it's a genderwide condition. On a bad day, I look in the mirror and see my ten-pound-heavier alter-ego. Her name is Bertha."

I just couldn't let that go without some form of snark. It's just... not possible.

[how-charming.livejournal.com]

Oh, well, isn't that fun.

[Laughs hysterically.]

OH, and the Rose one is fantabulous.

[how-charming.livejournal.com]

And since I just read that after I posted the comment, you get an extra comment. Woo and hoo, right?

Just wanted to say that someone wrote that for her. She's not funny. Holly's funny. Holly wrote that for her, didn't she?