So this happened

Went to the pool, all ready to get some head clearing swim time. Get through the gate and see something floating in the pool.

I get closer, figuring maybe it's just a toy or something I can fish out/fix and it's the flipping light from inside the pool. WHO RIPS OUT THE POOL LIGHT?

HOW?

WHY?

So now I smell like sunscreen but I've got nowhere to go. Dammit.