fell off the edge again

God. I feel like I licked something horrible. My mouth is revolting against me and my tastebuds seem intent on trying to get me to kill myself. Seriously awful. I am never, ever having another piece of Dentyne Fire gum again. EVER. And I'm certainly never following it with Walgreens Red Soda in a vain attempt to get rid of the headache and the awful taste in my mouth. Christ almighty, I thought my head would explode. Headache plus whatever the hell went wrong in my mouth? Serious thoughts of begging to leave early.

My mouth is still all wonky. I'm wondering if that weird Oral B brush up thing started this whole mess. I bet it did! Sonofabitch.

Anyway, I found out that on my birthday, I get to leave at 5am, not 6. Yay me! Now to make sure Kathleen is well aware of this. *coughs* Now I just need a button that says, "it's my birthday and I'll cry if I want to" because adding a dammit to the end would just be wrong.

Need to address Ryan's letter, gather up some crap, take a shower, and pass the hell out. Oh, yeah, feeling better would be fab too.