mad madam heidi made me do it is not an excuse for murder

On the off chance that freakin' hurricane does what the squirrels do every so often [knocks out our phone or power] I ain't dead. The paper cuts aren't that deadly. Yet. Spent the night muttering obscene amounts of profanity [think: 'fuuuuuuck, what the fuck are you fucking people doing in the middle of the fucking night at fucking walgreens? don't you have anything better to do, fuckface?' ] and having a good old time in the halloween aisle when the moronic people stopped coming in looking for beer.

Now. I must be good and not go to the Toys R Us Buy 2 Get 1 Free sale. I don't like that sale as much as I think I do. No. I must not buy the Halloween socks at work yet since they aren't on sale. Witchy socks or no, I will not buy them until payday or a real sale.

That junk out of the way, I have something importante to say:
Happy Birthday, holli_hope/Heidi!

*resumes plotting*

And because I'm a sheep:

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Charmed promo pics

http://www.livejournal.com/community/charmed_ones/654397.html

A? Charisma is gorgeous, though my God, the outfit makes her chest look huuuuge. Kerr? Does not look like Julian in those pictures, so bricks for the unfortunate. Nick? Does not look like someone just told him to "look natural", causing that look of panic he seems to so often have in every. damn. picture. he. takes. Kudos to the photographer for that.