license to paint

Dear FairyGodmother, of which I'm sure I have one,
Please make me funny and witty and lovable to those I wish to be lovable. Please help me clean my room so I don't have to do a complicated dance everytime I get out of bed [which is often as I have no real chairs in my room], and help me to realize just because I think I want something, I don't necessarily actually want said item. Please help me to be less stressed, and less lazy.

Also, some sparkles in my life wouldn't hurt.

Thank you in advance,
your loving goddaughter Imp


How did I spend my last day off? I slept, and I did a bunch of nothing. Actually, I got into mischief. Hee.
So, this morning [we're talking 5am here, babydoll] I decided I was going to spraypaint the doll vanity I so love the style of, but hate the color of... probably after reading through the whole thread on PP. Anyway. 5am, I couldn't really do anything about it. So I left a note on the fridge, set my alarm for 9:45AM and figured I'd get up and we'd scamper to Kmart. My alarm goes off, and I set it for Disney not Toon Disney. Weep. Anyway, it's Stanley and they're doing a retelling of The Ugly Duckling, and somehow in my brain I'm sure he's actually an ugly salamander. o_O When I realize how out of it I am, I reset my alarm for 10:30 and go back to sleep. I wake up fifteen minutes early. Go downstairs, find Mom is awake, watch some Dave the Barbarian [obviously you have never touched a monkey. It's quite addictive.], and headed for Kmart. Where they had red [bah], blue [bah], green [triple bah!] and all sorts of colors, including black [yay!] but I wanted black and white. No white. Pout. So went to the checkout via the toys, and the Bratz sushie [which i kept saying soo-thiiiee by accident. well, the first time anyway] was on sale/clearance. So I bought it.
  Went to checkout and I got carded for the spraypaint. *blink* I couoldn't stop myself.
clerk: Can I see your ID?
Me: You need ID to buy spraypaint?!
clerk: Yup

Eventually she got tired of the comedy stylings of Mumsy and me [me asking mom "do you have your ID?" since I never carry mine, and her answering "no, I don't have your ID."] and asked for my birthdate.

So, is it because they worry I'm taking that can home to get high and bleed my brain out through my ears, or is it because they think I'm going to claim the first building I see and make it mine?

Bah. After a couple of other trips, came home, Mom made my pizza [yay!] and I went to work on getting rid of the pink. Unfortunately the tables tipped and the newspaper stuck to the tops... not pleasant. Woe. On the other hand, the vanity, so long as I give it a second run sooner or later, seems to have made it out alive. We'll see.

Talked to Cass and Ryan, the nephew handed out affection, and I realized I wouldn't be able to buy the Widget the Spongebob movie... unless I dipped into my Cosmic Duo/Fourrure fund. Which I don't want to do for a couple of reasons.
1) I'm selfish.
2) I don't think I should be the one to buy the kiddo a movie anyway.
3) My tax refund checks are taking their sweet time about getting here. If I steal from me, the duo will go on sale before I can scrounge the money for 'em again.
4) I'm selfish. :p

Yeah. I also took Fanatica outside and egads, brain, she actually photographs decently! Which I'll put in another post.