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Feb. 1st, 2006 08:43 amIf you could remind that as much as I love Papa Johns, the people who work at the closest store are obviously morons. Maybe not all of them, but whoever their manager is? Moron.
Rule Number 1 about lying: Do not lie about something when you can be easily caught.
Genius never learned this lesson. He spent five minutes trying to convince mumsy that he'd repeated one phone number and address that are not ours, but freakishly close. Realistically, what are the odds that there's another house on a very similar sounding street, with a phone number nearly identical to ours? Then he was busted by the fact that the street? Does exist, but the numbers aren't anywhere near right. Our house number does not exist on their street. He admited as much when busted. And still went with the lie. "Well, we tried calling, but all we got was a fax." Yeah, if you call that number you'll get a fax. But for fuck's sake, this is the same place who throw a bitch fit if you give the wrong number for the house they have on file and will pretty much refuse to deliver. Sooooo, yeah. Idiot. I hope he gets fired. Or burns himself and is then fired. I'm tired of being told it'll be less than an hour, and it ends up taking two. Sure, free pizza is nice, but not when you really wanted to go to sleep an hour ago.
Sigh.
Almost caught up on Charmed & DH. I figure by this afternoon, assuming I find that second tape, I'll be good to go. Must resist urge to watch Gilmore Girls and Supernatural until then.
Rule Number 1 about lying: Do not lie about something when you can be easily caught.
Genius never learned this lesson. He spent five minutes trying to convince mumsy that he'd repeated one phone number and address that are not ours, but freakishly close. Realistically, what are the odds that there's another house on a very similar sounding street, with a phone number nearly identical to ours? Then he was busted by the fact that the street? Does exist, but the numbers aren't anywhere near right. Our house number does not exist on their street. He admited as much when busted. And still went with the lie. "Well, we tried calling, but all we got was a fax." Yeah, if you call that number you'll get a fax. But for fuck's sake, this is the same place who throw a bitch fit if you give the wrong number for the house they have on file and will pretty much refuse to deliver. Sooooo, yeah. Idiot. I hope he gets fired. Or burns himself and is then fired. I'm tired of being told it'll be less than an hour, and it ends up taking two. Sure, free pizza is nice, but not when you really wanted to go to sleep an hour ago.
Sigh.
Almost caught up on Charmed & DH. I figure by this afternoon, assuming I find that second tape, I'll be good to go. Must resist urge to watch Gilmore Girls and Supernatural until then.
