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New girl at work is nice. Didn't talk to her much, but when we did she seemed nice. We did land squarely in the, "how old are you? Wow, you look young" territory, which always makes me feel decidedly old. :p
*slams head onto desk* Guys? If someone has been up for 11 hours and they say they're going to sleep, it's very rude to then sleep in so the widgety child bothers you. Or go back to sleep under the excuse that you are very tired. Sonofabitch, I'm not just tired, I've been walking around dreaming of going back to sleep. Did this mean I got my tiny little nap?
No. No it does not. It means I was woken up every hour because someone very cute wanted candy, or wanted to play, or just say hi. Which is all very cute, but he had three other adults [term used loosely] to love and adore.
Am avoiding C-ass.
Am wishing my brother were not such a huge asshole. Wishing we had one of those mythical relationships where I could pull him aside, offer him the legal vice of his choice and say the following: If you continue to be such a dick about waking up when your kid does, and you continue to yell at him every two seconds, and totally ignore EVERYTHING he says, then you are going to have an absolutely hellish relationship when he's old enough to be properly surley and grumpy and an all around prick, which I assure you, he will be when he's the age you turned into one. You will then look back and wonder why, and you'll know, and then you'll kick your own arse because you'll remember every cruel thing you've said to Dad, and realize however true you thought they were, you made them true for you and your own son. I don't show it very often, but I love you, and I know you don't want that. So grow up, fuckface.
But we don't. So I can't. Because I realize the little tirade is a little bitchy and also because, well, the boy might deck me. People do not like you to comment on their parenting skills, or complete lack thereof.
Siiiiiiiigh.
I need a vacation. A long one.
I would also like to watch my Life on the Murder Scene DVD, but it's filled with profanity, so I cannae watch it where widge could hear. I really don't want to hear him say just about anything that comes out of their mouths. While it would be funny to hear, "MCR saved my life" it wouldn't be so funny to hear fuck every other word.
I think I shall go play with my dollies. For I'm feeling rather mature today.
*slams head onto desk* Guys? If someone has been up for 11 hours and they say they're going to sleep, it's very rude to then sleep in so the widgety child bothers you. Or go back to sleep under the excuse that you are very tired. Sonofabitch, I'm not just tired, I've been walking around dreaming of going back to sleep. Did this mean I got my tiny little nap?
No. No it does not. It means I was woken up every hour because someone very cute wanted candy, or wanted to play, or just say hi. Which is all very cute, but he had three other adults [term used loosely] to love and adore.
Am avoiding C-ass.
Am wishing my brother were not such a huge asshole. Wishing we had one of those mythical relationships where I could pull him aside, offer him the legal vice of his choice and say the following: If you continue to be such a dick about waking up when your kid does, and you continue to yell at him every two seconds, and totally ignore EVERYTHING he says, then you are going to have an absolutely hellish relationship when he's old enough to be properly surley and grumpy and an all around prick, which I assure you, he will be when he's the age you turned into one. You will then look back and wonder why, and you'll know, and then you'll kick your own arse because you'll remember every cruel thing you've said to Dad, and realize however true you thought they were, you made them true for you and your own son. I don't show it very often, but I love you, and I know you don't want that. So grow up, fuckface.
But we don't. So I can't. Because I realize the little tirade is a little bitchy and also because, well, the boy might deck me. People do not like you to comment on their parenting skills, or complete lack thereof.
Siiiiiiiigh.
I need a vacation. A long one.
I would also like to watch my Life on the Murder Scene DVD, but it's filled with profanity, so I cannae watch it where widge could hear. I really don't want to hear him say just about anything that comes out of their mouths. While it would be funny to hear, "MCR saved my life" it wouldn't be so funny to hear fuck every other word.
I think I shall go play with my dollies. For I'm feeling rather mature today.
