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There is something undeniably fantastic about realizing that an ex of yours has a) gained weight [only amusing in this context as they were obsessive about it prior] and b) begun to lose their hair.

I never claimed to be mature.

Now I have to take a little nap before I explain why one should never, ever, post anything they wouldn't want their grandmother to see on myspace. I honestly thought everyone got that memo. Apparently not.

Please note that this kind of assumes that like the person in question, your grandmother isn't a total disaster behind the keyboard. :p

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Christ. I have to kill someone.