confetti cannon needed on aisle one

Oh, B&N. You think that by offering me 30% of the most expensive price you've somehow made up for screwing me over? You think we're cool? You think wrong. If not for the coupon code I yanked from elsewhere, this would have cost me more than it did originally. And you're going to be sending it to me late. There are very few instances where I prefer dealing with an actual person, but I think this would be one of those times.

Moving on to happier subjects, happy birthday, ghosty4! Do something awesome to celebrate. Or have something awesome done for you.