in which I solemnly swear

Goddammit, freeforums, you are being a collective bunch of assholes so strung up on your power trip and so afraid to admit that someone fucked things up that you're making a fucking mountain out of a motherfucking molehill. Seriously. If I weren't invested in this at my current limited amount, I'd be laughing hysterically at how badly their "oh noes! nudity and adult content!" fiasco is playing out. Because oh, my lord, is it ever insane.

But my mood isn't that good so instead I'm wishing for a shower of anvils.