but why is the rum gone?
Mar. 7th, 2011 07:54 pmDear universe,
Thank you for ibuprofen. My sinus/tooth situation is no longer at "seriously consider ignoring the memory of your brother yanking his tooth out with pliers and attempting this trick yourself" and more of a mild discomfort.
It was not fun waking from half-sleep, realizing my brother stole my replacement bottle of whiskey, getting good and pissed about it, having a sliver of key lime pie, and then attempting to sleep only to realize my fucking mouth/sinuses on the left side felt like someone fucking punched me in the face. Only less easily dealt with. I tried other meds, but because Dad couldn't have ibuprofen, we didn't have any in the house. And since the boy swiped my whiskey, I couldn't just burn out the nerves in my mouth long enough for me to fall asleep.
Thank you for ibuprofen. My sinus/tooth situation is no longer at "seriously consider ignoring the memory of your brother yanking his tooth out with pliers and attempting this trick yourself" and more of a mild discomfort.
It was not fun waking from half-sleep, realizing my brother stole my replacement bottle of whiskey, getting good and pissed about it, having a sliver of key lime pie, and then attempting to sleep only to realize my fucking mouth/sinuses on the left side felt like someone fucking punched me in the face. Only less easily dealt with. I tried other meds, but because Dad couldn't have ibuprofen, we didn't have any in the house. And since the boy swiped my whiskey, I couldn't just burn out the nerves in my mouth long enough for me to fall asleep.