In which I turn 30 in no time at all

So, I've decided that I'm going to buy some of those MH party supplies and throw myself a small party. When I say small, I mean small. Like, pathetically small. But since I do not wish to throw a party, real or otherwise, I figure this way I can use the plates and napkins and things and be as obnoxious as I want to be for an hour or so, while having cake or whatever on Frankie's face. Or Draculaura's, if Party City is more helpful than their website.

Of course, the last time I wished to do this I actually had people I would have had over for it... and it was to be a Hello Kitty theme. But this sounds like I'm bothered by my party o' me, the Widget, Mums, and the cats, and I'm not. I'm just pointing out that it's small. :p

And now for something completely different!
( She's gonna be a superstar )