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Who wants presents and cards? You do!
Nov. 13th, 2012 06:31 amWho wants presents? You? You? How about you in the back? That's what I thought. Odds are good if you're reading this and we're friendly types that I would not be against getting you a gift. However since 99% of you live far, far away (it's all far, far away at this point, even if you're only a couple of hours away) I need time to plot and factor in shipping and whatnot.
SO. I'm sorry, Thanksgiving, but I must ask people for their Holiday Wishlists!
I cannot grant world peace, I can't bring the dead back to life, and I probably can't do a lot of other things, but I can try and fulfill wishes. Dream big, dream small, just dream something at all... and then let me know about it.
If you're one of those people who actually prefers a gift card (and they do exist!), there's no shame or harm in asking for that. If you want a book, tis the season for book hunting. You want a toy, I can try and work that angle. You think it, I'll attempt to grant it.
Some of you are going to end up with gifts anyway because I luffs you. I'm sorry, that's just how it is. If you don't tell me what you want (or at the very least what you do NOT want) I will be forced to assume you want either Scentsy stuff or socks. If you actually do want either of those, again, I can make that happen and I have in the past.
It doesn't hurt to ask, ok? So think about it. Get back to me. Fairly soon if possible. If you'd prefer to email and you don't have it, ask and it shall be given out.
Also, this is the first informal call for people who want holiday cards. I don't tend to skew overly religious but if getting an actual Christmas card will offend thee because duh, you celebrate something else, you should assume my tumble down the stairs scrambled my brains and remind me. Just in case. :P
OH! And if you want to be spammed with Thanksgiving e-cards from Hallmark, you should make sure I have your email address. If you feel I have it and you do not want a turkey card, you should also uh, say that, too. I like to get my money's worth out of my subscription.
Remember: I can't work my holiday magic if you don't let me. So get wishing!
SO. I'm sorry, Thanksgiving, but I must ask people for their Holiday Wishlists!
I cannot grant world peace, I can't bring the dead back to life, and I probably can't do a lot of other things, but I can try and fulfill wishes. Dream big, dream small, just dream something at all... and then let me know about it.
If you're one of those people who actually prefers a gift card (and they do exist!), there's no shame or harm in asking for that. If you want a book, tis the season for book hunting. You want a toy, I can try and work that angle. You think it, I'll attempt to grant it.
Some of you are going to end up with gifts anyway because I luffs you. I'm sorry, that's just how it is. If you don't tell me what you want (or at the very least what you do NOT want) I will be forced to assume you want either Scentsy stuff or socks. If you actually do want either of those, again, I can make that happen and I have in the past.
It doesn't hurt to ask, ok? So think about it. Get back to me. Fairly soon if possible. If you'd prefer to email and you don't have it, ask and it shall be given out.
Also, this is the first informal call for people who want holiday cards. I don't tend to skew overly religious but if getting an actual Christmas card will offend thee because duh, you celebrate something else, you should assume my tumble down the stairs scrambled my brains and remind me. Just in case. :P
OH! And if you want to be spammed with Thanksgiving e-cards from Hallmark, you should make sure I have your email address. If you feel I have it and you do not want a turkey card, you should also uh, say that, too. I like to get my money's worth out of my subscription.
Remember: I can't work my holiday magic if you don't let me. So get wishing!