Will this saga never end?

Dear teeth,
Stop being jerks. Thank you.


Remember the great Saga of my Sweet Valley books? And how it was previously resolved?

I never actually got any email with any updated links or anything, so I thought maybe they just fixed it so the previous downloads wouldn't expire. (Stranger things have happened, k? Also, about that time I keeled over and had serious Sinus Health Issues.) Yeah, this morning they all started to expire.

So I went back through my emails very carefully to make sure I hadn't missed something. Nada. Off went another email to the lovely ladies at Chick Lit Isn't Dead and now I feel like a huge friggin' stalker even though none of this is my fault or theirs. Fuck you, St. Martin's Press. Your handling of this whole thing has been so incredibly bad that if I were watching this instead of being involved in it, I'd suffer so much secondhand embarrassment for you that I'd have to look away and just never come back.

Which is probably not how you want potential customers to react, right? You don't want them thinking you're money grubbing assholes, or too incompetent to figure out how to run a simple little giveaway, do you?

Apparently you do. GEEZ.