Descendants, man.

Yesterday after doing battle with Comcast (and by doing battle I mean I called and got the automated "we know we fucked up, but you can get more information by going online!" message. Which is a crock because I was calling because I had no service, dammit!) I managed to watch Disney's Descendants. And it was a strange little ride.

I put my initial thoughts up on Tumblr yesterday, so I'm gonna cut and paste here:

( There are spoilers, I think. )

So that's the tumblr take. With a little more time and distance, I figure I'll add a little as we go since I intend on watching it again sometime this weekend. Yes, I did download that blasted app and I have every intention of making use of it.

If you're a Disney purist, this will probably make you strangle everyone in your immediate vicinity. If you go in with expectations so low that not even a limbo champ could make use of your bar, well... you'll be entertained. It's like an alternate universe for an alternate universe, really.

But I want all the Evies for realsies and this whole waiting thing is bullshit.