brb, gonna cry

*slams head onto desk*

Bedframe was supposed to be here Sunday. It allegedly shipped Thursday, I think. Sunday comes and goes and it doesn't show up. Says Tuesday. Monday morning, USPS is like "dude we've got that shit AND we're gonna deliver it TODAY."

Monday comes and goes.

Now Amazon's like uhhhhhh, lol, jk, we haven't even shipped it yet. We'll let you know when we do, sucks to be you. So I chat with them and point out that this is pretty fucking uncool because it's a BED and also if they make me wait to reorder that shit, it won't show up til after Widget leaves for the weekend and I need him to help put it together. No prob, says the rep. I've escalated it so it'll arrive ASAP (he kept saying tomorrow but I legit don't know if he meant Tuesday/today or Wednesday because we're in that weird bubble between overnight and morning) and when I checked my order status, it said something similar. Annnnnnnnd now it's back to "lok, jk."


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.