impy | Icy and Spinelli, Scandalous! (Reply)

Jade! Times three!

It was just another day in the room that so desperately needs to be cleaned...

Icy: Hey! You! It took you forever, but lookit! New jammies. What do you think? They match my hair. And a cat. Yeah, there's a pervy joke you could make, but we're both too classy to sink to that level, right, pussycat?

Icy: By the way, have you met...what's your name again?
BigBabyJade: Abby. For the nine billionth time, the name is Abby.
Icy: Right, right. Have you met Abby? She's my newest minion. Look! She walks around and I can perch on her head. It's great.
Abby: Not her minion!
Icy: Definitely a minion.

Abby: There is only a very teeny tiny plot to this. Basically it's whoring out new dollies and taking a bad group photo. But, should camera lady finally incorporate the normal sized Bratz into the stories, some of the tiny things here might be important. Also? I'm really, really cute.

These are the Dynamite girls. There's another name, but I'm saving that joke for another time, like when they're both dressed up in their leather. The one in white is Nevra. I think she's prettiful. The other is Cloe, who will probably be renamed.

Look as Yasmin, Nevra, and Cloe stand in line waiting... for something. Yas is really pretty, but this isn't her most flattering picture.

... I seem to buy Bratz in pairs. Oops. There's Roxxi and Yas from the Treasures line, and the aforementioned Dynamite girls.

More Roxxi and Yas.

That's my woefully unloved Dana. She's got this weird spot on her head, and there's something about her lips that bugs me. But she's somehow lovable in this outfit, which sucks for her since that jacket is going to get stolen sooner rather than later. There's Punk Jade. Who needs a name something awful.

Better picture of Punk Jade. She needs a name. Someone, give her one. A good one.

Dana, Jade, and Sunny [Punk Cloe].
Sunny: Ohmygod, a camera! Quick, say cheese!
PunkJade: ...No.
Dana: Cheese! [please love me!]
PunkJade: ...no.

Jade & Sunny. Sunny is overly affectionate and likes to grab Jade. She's got a thing for her, but she'll grope anyone else. Sunny ain't proud. Jade pretends to barely tolerate Sunny, but gets a kick out of Sunny's unending parade of oddness.

Sunny and Cloe. Cloes. You can't tell, but Sunny's hands are all over Cloe.

Group picture time.
Only, wait, who's that?

Spinelli: What's going on here? Can't a girl get some sleep? Sheesh, I've been here for two minutes and you guys just can't shut up. It's worse than living with the Ashleys! Ugh!
Nevra: You could join us, it's group picture time.

Spinelli: Gimme a break. You've got to be kidding. If you guys need me, and you won't if you know what's good for you, I'll be in my room trying to get some sleep.
Icy: Hey watch iiiiiiii-

whump!
Icy: ...owwie.

Spinelli: Next thing you know, they'll wanna braid hair, do our nails, start talking in the same voice... It's the same stupidity no matter where I go. Am I cursed? I must be cursed. *grumble grumble*

Icy: You know, I think I'm going to like her.

Abby was named for the character on NCIS. Mom was pretty hellbent on one of the Baby Jades being Abby, but when she saw BigBaby Jade, she was hooked.
Spinelli is named after the Recess! character.