Something Panda this way comes
Nov. 21st, 2004 05:17 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
impyYesterday may have sucked massively on a work level, but there was a shining bright spot. Panda came. :) The only thing about her that isn't perfection is that her right arm refuses to pose properly. It's like it's stuck and will bend backwards and if you move other bits you can get her to seem like she's posing, but currently she can't do the fun cute cover your mouth with your hand trick. I don't know if this is a permanent defect, or if she's just rusty from her travels. I don't trust myself enough to try and con her arm into working as it won't easily pop out. The other one will, so I'm a smidge worried.
Still. She's adorable.
T'was the night before...
Wait, no, wrong story. Let's try this again.
T'was the middle of the night [afternoon really, but for story telling purposes, it's going to be the middle of the night, okay?] and Alice was reading. Since this is Alice of Wonderland, we assume she's reading something big and wordy, guarenteed to either be slightly mad, or enough to make you feel a bit dumb for not having read it yourself.
*peeks in at Alice*
Or, you know, we could be horribly, horribly wrong.
*Alice pouts* It's not like the fleet has any books lying around. Magazines a plenty, but not a single actual book. So, until I raid the bookshelves, I'm reading about the joys of giant boots, big lips, and other fashiony things. On with the story, okay?
Alrighty then. So, Alice was reading and trying to relax. Notice the PJs and bunny slippers. Suddenly, as these things are always sudden, she heard...a noise.
*thump!*
Princi? Is that you? Doom kitty? Baby Jade? Someone? Anyone?
*muffled sounds*
Eeeep!
But Alice investigates despite her fear.
Again I say, Eeeep! Princi! Priiiiiinnccccciiiiiii!
Alice runs down the hallway to find Princi because, man, she's just got to see this.
There's only one problem with this plan...
*singing* Rubber ducky, you're the one...
Princi's taking a bath.
*gasp* Oh, Princi, I, uh. Oh!
Alice! Ack!
Both make weird stuttering noises because this is beyond awkward.
Uh, Alice, do you mind? I'm rather naked here.
Huh? Oh, sure. I'll, uh, go now. Yes. That would be good.
You don't have to go, but could you turn around or something? You're staring.
Lalala, can't see. Can't see a thing. Not me, no, not me.
*Princi giggles*
Wait a minute, did I see what I think I saw? No. Not possible. Is it?
*Alice sneeks a peek*
Not only is it possible, it really does exist. Princi's got a-
You have a rubber ducky! No fair, how come I don't have one? He's so cute. I didn't think you'd want one. I never would have... Wait, were you singing to him when I came in here?
Alice?
Yes?
What did you want?
Oh. Um, wait, I'll remember.
See, there was this noise, and I went to look, and really. You've got to come see!
*Princi grumbles about wasted baths and agrees*
A few minutes later, Princi arrives in the living room [which looks suspiciously like the bathroom] in a yellow robe that keeps trying to flash the camera, Alice, the fleet, and anything else in the immediate viewing area.
So. There was a noise, and you came running to see me about this noise. Well?
Look for yourself.
Wow. It's a box. I can barely contain my joy, Alice.
It's not just a box, Princi. I bet you anything that's Panda! *squeals*
*Princi examines the box*
Hello in there.
Alice listens to see if there's any answer.
Mmmmf! Mmmfff! Mwreff?
Princi! I think she's suffocating! Do something. She can't die her first day here. That's just... rude of us.
Princi agrees and has everyone step back from the box before she uses her amazing powers to rip the box to shreds. Without touching it.
Do something she says. Well, this is something.
The air crackles with energy, or perhaps the sounds of something ripping, and blue sparks can be seen, though not on film. Alice gasps as Princi effortlessly tears open the packaging shtuff.
Tada!
Mwerf! Mmmmf! Mmmmfff!
As Alice admires Princi's handiwork, Princi frees Panda from her box.
Hullo. Thanks for the assist. It was awfully hot in there.
Princi just stares at the half furry girl before her.
*thinking* Ohmygoddess. The Impyone has finally gone insane. She went and got a half furry girl, and Alice is going to spend the next four years just petting this one and it's just weird. Wrong.
Introductions are made.
I'm Princi.
Panda. Lovely to meet you.
*Panda gasps*
Oh no! My glasses, where are my glasses? No wonder I can't see anything!
Hi, I'm Alice! Would these red things be them?
Oh! Yes, thank you. Hey, you're not just an odd colored blob, either of you. Nice to meet you, Alice.
Later
I think I'll like it here. Though it's a little too hot to wear the Panda outfit, it does make a comfy bed.
Revisions may come later. More pictures, but they didn't really go with this, uh, story. Still working on getting to know Panda. I love her so. She seems so sad though. Anyway. I need a nap. Staring at Princi pics? Really does make me sleepy.
*yawns*
Still. She's adorable.
T'was the night before...
Wait, no, wrong story. Let's try this again.
T'was the middle of the night [afternoon really, but for story telling purposes, it's going to be the middle of the night, okay?] and Alice was reading. Since this is Alice of Wonderland, we assume she's reading something big and wordy, guarenteed to either be slightly mad, or enough to make you feel a bit dumb for not having read it yourself.
*peeks in at Alice*
Or, you know, we could be horribly, horribly wrong.
*Alice pouts* It's not like the fleet has any books lying around. Magazines a plenty, but not a single actual book. So, until I raid the bookshelves, I'm reading about the joys of giant boots, big lips, and other fashiony things. On with the story, okay?
Alrighty then. So, Alice was reading and trying to relax. Notice the PJs and bunny slippers. Suddenly, as these things are always sudden, she heard...a noise.
*thump!*
Princi? Is that you? Doom kitty? Baby Jade? Someone? Anyone?
*muffled sounds*
Eeeep!
But Alice investigates despite her fear.
Again I say, Eeeep! Princi! Priiiiiinnccccciiiiiii!
Alice runs down the hallway to find Princi because, man, she's just got to see this.
There's only one problem with this plan...
*singing* Rubber ducky, you're the one...
Princi's taking a bath.
*gasp* Oh, Princi, I, uh. Oh!
Alice! Ack!
Both make weird stuttering noises because this is beyond awkward.
Uh, Alice, do you mind? I'm rather naked here.
Huh? Oh, sure. I'll, uh, go now. Yes. That would be good.
You don't have to go, but could you turn around or something? You're staring.
Lalala, can't see. Can't see a thing. Not me, no, not me.
*Princi giggles*
Wait a minute, did I see what I think I saw? No. Not possible. Is it?
*Alice sneeks a peek*
Not only is it possible, it really does exist. Princi's got a-
You have a rubber ducky! No fair, how come I don't have one? He's so cute. I didn't think you'd want one. I never would have... Wait, were you singing to him when I came in here?
Alice?
Yes?
What did you want?
Oh. Um, wait, I'll remember.
See, there was this noise, and I went to look, and really. You've got to come see!
*Princi grumbles about wasted baths and agrees*
A few minutes later, Princi arrives in the living room [which looks suspiciously like the bathroom] in a yellow robe that keeps trying to flash the camera, Alice, the fleet, and anything else in the immediate viewing area.
So. There was a noise, and you came running to see me about this noise. Well?
Look for yourself.
Wow. It's a box. I can barely contain my joy, Alice.
It's not just a box, Princi. I bet you anything that's Panda! *squeals*
*Princi examines the box*
Hello in there.
Alice listens to see if there's any answer.
Mmmmf! Mmmfff! Mwreff?
Princi! I think she's suffocating! Do something. She can't die her first day here. That's just... rude of us.
Princi agrees and has everyone step back from the box before she uses her amazing powers to rip the box to shreds. Without touching it.
Do something she says. Well, this is something.
The air crackles with energy, or perhaps the sounds of something ripping, and blue sparks can be seen, though not on film. Alice gasps as Princi effortlessly tears open the packaging shtuff.
Tada!
Mwerf! Mmmmf! Mmmmfff!
As Alice admires Princi's handiwork, Princi frees Panda from her box.
Hullo. Thanks for the assist. It was awfully hot in there.
Princi just stares at the half furry girl before her.
*thinking* Ohmygoddess. The Impyone has finally gone insane. She went and got a half furry girl, and Alice is going to spend the next four years just petting this one and it's just weird. Wrong.
Introductions are made.
I'm Princi.
Panda. Lovely to meet you.
*Panda gasps*
Oh no! My glasses, where are my glasses? No wonder I can't see anything!
Hi, I'm Alice! Would these red things be them?
Oh! Yes, thank you. Hey, you're not just an odd colored blob, either of you. Nice to meet you, Alice.
Later
I think I'll like it here. Though it's a little too hot to wear the Panda outfit, it does make a comfy bed.
Revisions may come later. More pictures, but they didn't really go with this, uh, story. Still working on getting to know Panda. I love her so. She seems so sad though. Anyway. I need a nap. Staring at Princi pics? Really does make me sleepy.
*yawns*
