special k is not brimstone

[impy]

The problem with deciding to go on a diet, even if you're not going to announce it to the world, is that if you're me, you immediately think of food. Even if you've been good and not munching on all the yummy things out there, you immediately think of all the good things sitting somewhere, mocking you.

Also, Special K tastes remarkably like cardboard, only worse because it's so similar to frosted flakes that you keep expecting the sugar rush. And there is no sugar rush, my friends. None.

I wonder if Dad's inadvertent diet trick would work. The man drinks milk like... I lack comparison because he just goes through so much.

Siiiiiiigh.

Thirsty. verrrrrry thirsty. Kay, I'm off to read and kill the innocents. Wait...