Wait, what did you just say?

[impy]

Did you hear that scream earlier? It probably sounded an awful lot like someone, far in the distance, screaming, "Nooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

If so, that was me. Why?
"Oh, by the way, um, your brother might be moving back in."

We only get along when we're far apart. Like, different homes and weeks pass between visits.

This... no. Just no.

*resumes stalking the UPS man*