Do you like shiny things?

[impy]

Hey. Are we friends? Do you think that perhaps it would give me great joy to gift you with a thing? If so, you should probably begin your super subtle as a sledgehammer hints now. You can email me, link it in a comment or do whatever you'd like, but the sooner I get the idea, the sooner I can begin working on it. And as some people can attest, sometimes I truly do need all the time I can get.