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American Girl Sapphire Splendor Collector Doll // $265
Item#HJL15
Inspired by the opulent plumage of the peacock, this collector doll commands attention with its gold embellishment, embroidered feathers, and more than 100 Swarovski® crystals. This limited-edition holiday doll is part of the American Girl® Collector Series.

Premium features:

This 18" Truly Me™ doll has lifelike violet eyes that open and close smoothly, and long curly hair that's a colorful combination of blue, green, and purple hues. She has a soft cotton body and a movable head and limbs made of smooth vinyl. She comes with glitter eye makeup and a pair of purple Swarovski crystal earrings in her pierced ears.
A peacock-inspired gown with a taffeta bodice and a sweetheart neckline embellished with Swarovski crystals. The gown has gathered ombre mesh shoulder straps; a gold waistband; a four-tier, full length ombre mesh skirt with taffeta lining; and an embroidered mesh applique at the waistband.
A metal tiara with blue and purple Swarovski crystal and a teardrop Swarovski crystal necklace with a satin ribbon

Also includes:

A pair of iridescent elbow-length gloves, a gold purse with a peacock printed in lavender glitter, a pair of glittery gold sandals with crisscross ankle straps, a pair of underwear, and a numbered certificate of authenticity



No more than 25,000 American Girl® 2022 Sapphire Splendor™ Collector Dolls created worldwide.

Cannot be shipped outside the US or Canada.

All sales are final. No returns or exchanges.

9/14 Presale of item SKU HJL15 is limited to AG Rewards™ Berry members. AG Rewards™ members will receive 3x points on purchase of SKU HJL15. Presale runs through 11:59pm Central Time on 9/14 or while supplies last. Presale orders are filled in the order they are received; items will begin shipping on or around 9/14/22. Shipping info will be sent to the customer email provided at checkout. Must be an AG Rewards™ member to be eligible; member must be logged in to account to purchase during presale. Can be combined with e-Certs; cannot be combined with other offers. Offer valid at americangirl.com and phone orders only; cannot be redeemed at American Girl® US retail locations. All sales are final. No returns, refunds, or exchanges. “Receive triple AG Rewards points” means you will receive 3x the point value of your current tier earning power. For example, Silver members will earn 3 points for every $1.00 spent, Gold members will receive 3.75 points for every $1.00 spent, and Berry members will receive 4.5 points for every $1.00 spent. These extra Additional Points are only awarded in conjunction with Base Points earned because of a purchase under the terms of the Rewards Program. Points will be credited to your Rewards Program account within 7 days after initial purchase. This Promotion excludes the accrual of Additional Points for Non-Qualifying Purchases under the terms of the Rewards Program. Additional Points may be reversed if a qualifying purchase is returned or canceled. You may only receive Additional Points once on a single purchase, no matter the number of offers that apply. Visit here or call customer service at 800-845-0005 for more information. Available rewards are subject to change without notice.

  HOLY. SHIT.
    I love her. I did not expect to love her but holyfuckballs do I. I told myself "well, maybe if the stars align in just the right way at just the right time..." knowing she'd be fucking expensive but that price? Nope. Can't do it. I say this like I have that kind of money, right? :P But she's so pretty! And purple AG eyes! My one hope is that because her production size isn't terribly small and she's really expensive, maybe she'll linger long enough for a sale that takes her from "you've gotta be kidding me" to "we just don't think about how much she cost."


Now, if you'll excuse me, I must go cry in the corner and figure out my bills for the next forever.

Oh, and on an unrelated note: I do love how the one CB rule was "don't post about the free gift surprise!" and in absolutely no time at all someone posted a picture that said, even if it didn't show, what it was. And I'm thinking no one would've noticed but someone else pointed it out and suddenly it was all I could see. Rude. Also rude that they aren't all showing up the way they should be. Mine came yesterday and other than really liking the bees on the cover bear, I think I'm safe. WOO.

Anyway.