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Oct. 5th, 2022 10:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
impyUgh, Amazon delivery person, you are the wooooooooorst. I mean not actually the worst but still very bad. All my stuff showed up yesterday and of course my Target box was huge (it had my MH order but we'll get to that in a sec) and it came via Fedex. Fedex puts it to the side of the door and where you can see it through the little frosted window to the side. I prefer them putting packages here because I can see them from upstairs if I look down the stairs, y'know? My itty bitty AG order was delivered via USPS and they put it on top of the Target box. Which makes sense.
Amazon very, very carefully laid their box out in front of my storm door. The one that swings out and will knock the package off the walkway or jam it into the neighbor's wall. Why the fuck would you do that? Just add it to the pile, dude. Now I have to juggle three boxes and try to keep the cat inside just because this dude couldn't use his brain.
At least it wasn't raining and the areas to the side of the walkway weren't wet, I suppose.
Target gets points for finally getting a delivery early. They lose points because there was absolutely nothing to keep the dolls from slamming into one another as they were shipped. Luckily, I'm like 99% sure it was shipped from my local Target so there's that.
I'm pretty damn pleased with my order and I haven't deboxed anyone yet. Clawdeen's fucking adorable, I already knew Cleo had the shimmery-filmy eyes so I can just enjoy her being pretty, Ghoulia I trust will win me over out of her box (why are her glasses impossible to see through? I know you can do clear lenses, Mattel), but the biggest surprise of all is that my Lagoona looks like she's about to stab a bitch. I was not expecting that. Pics later. Work kicked my ass somehow and then I had to pay the first wave of bills so I can pay the next wave tomorrow. Ugh.
UGH.
Cackling forever at evil Lagoona though. Here I am, expecting a cutie and nope, she's straight up ready to murder someone. I guess that does tie in to the screencap someone posted somewhere of the live action Lagoona looking like her jaw was unhinged and it was...unexpected to say the least.
Amazon very, very carefully laid their box out in front of my storm door. The one that swings out and will knock the package off the walkway or jam it into the neighbor's wall. Why the fuck would you do that? Just add it to the pile, dude. Now I have to juggle three boxes and try to keep the cat inside just because this dude couldn't use his brain.
At least it wasn't raining and the areas to the side of the walkway weren't wet, I suppose.
Target gets points for finally getting a delivery early. They lose points because there was absolutely nothing to keep the dolls from slamming into one another as they were shipped. Luckily, I'm like 99% sure it was shipped from my local Target so there's that.
I'm pretty damn pleased with my order and I haven't deboxed anyone yet. Clawdeen's fucking adorable, I already knew Cleo had the shimmery-filmy eyes so I can just enjoy her being pretty, Ghoulia I trust will win me over out of her box (why are her glasses impossible to see through? I know you can do clear lenses, Mattel), but the biggest surprise of all is that my Lagoona looks like she's about to stab a bitch. I was not expecting that. Pics later. Work kicked my ass somehow and then I had to pay the first wave of bills so I can pay the next wave tomorrow. Ugh.
UGH.
Cackling forever at evil Lagoona though. Here I am, expecting a cutie and nope, she's straight up ready to murder someone. I guess that does tie in to the screencap someone posted somewhere of the live action Lagoona looking like her jaw was unhinged and it was...unexpected to say the least.