Bad tendency to explode
Sep. 12th, 2004 09:07 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
impySo the teenyboppers came back. If I haven't mentioned them before [I think I did], there are four of them who I see a lot. One is more like a glorified extra. She rarely does anything but laugh and show up later than the others. One is bleach blonde and seems to actually be very nice. One is a brunette who comes in without blondebear, but with her brother in tow. The other is her brother. Seems very simple, right? Good.
So tonight three waltz in laughing their freakin' asses off. Like, so loudly that everyone in the store turned to stare. One was dressed ever so skankily, but this isn't unusual for the teenys, not really. Anyway, she kept saying the weirdest things, very loudly. Like, she grabbed the beachball used in a display and exclaimed "I love balls!" and then all kinds of other things that weren't suggestive. They just flat out said, "hey, hi, skankaliscious!"
Then she got pissed because someone couldn't get her name right. So there was the southern offer to kick someone's ass. I got to thinking though and the next time Skanky came by, I looked closely. Dude. She was the little brother in impressive drag. I nearly snorted my pepsi at that. Especially when someone ripped his fake hair out and blondebear kept telling glorified extra to put his hair back in right. Nearly died.
Realized about the time Skanky tried to continue the charade without his hair done that it's an awful lot like getting free front row tickets to watching a favorite TV show. Funny, annoying, and probably shoplifting at times, but hey.
Annnnyway. Was told tonight that Satan is cutting the hours for third shift. Instead of, oh, I don't know, cutting back the hours on some of the 40 billion daytime employees, he's cutting the hours of the only three people who are willing to work nights. Fucking brilliant he is. I'm not sure how this can be done other than cutting out the three of us all working Fridays. But he's managing. And in the meantime, Kathleen said flat out that she's fairly sure I've got a 5 day weekend coming up. Which is great if it's THIS weekend. Payday weekends rock when you don't work. On the other hand, paycut and a half, man. ;_;
I'll memorize everything you do to me so I can teach it when it comes my turn
Picked up my TV Guide and the only Charmed advertisement is on the bottom of a Jack & Bobby one and all it says is "Nick Lachey joins Charmed!" Fuckity fuck. Also caved and bought an antannae for my TV. Damn thing picks up NBC in a blurred mess, ABC [I haven't watched ABC voluntarily in years. Oi.] and PBS. Which is odd because even my brother's shitty TV can get fox and UPN.
Oh. Yeah. New Charmed!
*flutters eyelashes and is hopeful*
So tonight three waltz in laughing their freakin' asses off. Like, so loudly that everyone in the store turned to stare. One was dressed ever so skankily, but this isn't unusual for the teenys, not really. Anyway, she kept saying the weirdest things, very loudly. Like, she grabbed the beachball used in a display and exclaimed "I love balls!" and then all kinds of other things that weren't suggestive. They just flat out said, "hey, hi, skankaliscious!"
Then she got pissed because someone couldn't get her name right. So there was the southern offer to kick someone's ass. I got to thinking though and the next time Skanky came by, I looked closely. Dude. She was the little brother in impressive drag. I nearly snorted my pepsi at that. Especially when someone ripped his fake hair out and blondebear kept telling glorified extra to put his hair back in right. Nearly died.
Realized about the time Skanky tried to continue the charade without his hair done that it's an awful lot like getting free front row tickets to watching a favorite TV show. Funny, annoying, and probably shoplifting at times, but hey.
Annnnyway. Was told tonight that Satan is cutting the hours for third shift. Instead of, oh, I don't know, cutting back the hours on some of the 40 billion daytime employees, he's cutting the hours of the only three people who are willing to work nights. Fucking brilliant he is. I'm not sure how this can be done other than cutting out the three of us all working Fridays. But he's managing. And in the meantime, Kathleen said flat out that she's fairly sure I've got a 5 day weekend coming up. Which is great if it's THIS weekend. Payday weekends rock when you don't work. On the other hand, paycut and a half, man. ;_;
I'll memorize everything you do to me so I can teach it when it comes my turn
Picked up my TV Guide and the only Charmed advertisement is on the bottom of a Jack & Bobby one and all it says is "Nick Lachey joins Charmed!" Fuckity fuck. Also caved and bought an antannae for my TV. Damn thing picks up NBC in a blurred mess, ABC [I haven't watched ABC voluntarily in years. Oi.] and PBS. Which is odd because even my brother's shitty TV can get fox and UPN.
Oh. Yeah. New Charmed!
*flutters eyelashes and is hopeful*
