mad madam heidi made me do it is not an excuse for murder

[impy]

On the off chance that freakin' hurricane does what the squirrels do every so often [knocks out our phone or power] I ain't dead. The paper cuts aren't that deadly. Yet. Spent the night muttering obscene amounts of profanity [think: 'fuuuuuuck, what the fuck are you fucking people doing in the middle of the fucking night at fucking walgreens? don't you have anything better to do, fuckface?' ] and having a good old time in the halloween aisle when the moronic people stopped coming in looking for beer.

Now. I must be good and not go to the Toys R Us Buy 2 Get 1 Free sale. I don't like that sale as much as I think I do. No. I must not buy the Halloween socks at work yet since they aren't on sale. Witchy socks or no, I will not buy them until payday or a real sale.

That junk out of the way, I have something importante to say:
Happy Birthday, holli_hope/Heidi!

*resumes plotting*

And because I'm a sheep:

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Comments

[snarky-imp.livejournal.com]

I don't want to buy my sockies until they're on sale, I get my paycheck [friiiiidaaay], or they're down to one of each of the two I like. They're those "buy one and they're price A. buy three and they're price B." things. Toe socks! with orange and black stripes. then I'll wear 'em to work and be all snazzy. or find out I can't stand toe socks and be all sad.

[mystalkershrine.livejournal.com]

OMG! :D I *love* toe socks :D But I don't really like wearing them as much as I like collecting them :( :$

[snarky-imp.livejournal.com]

*notes this* I've never bought a pair. I've eyed some, quite wishfully... but never broke down and bought 'em. I'm hoping to not regret it immediately after I cave for the witchy ones.

if I cave for the "boo!" ones as well, would miss heidi like some halloweeny walgreens evil socks to add to the not-so-much-of-the-wearing collection?

[mystalkershrine.livejournal.com]

Witchy witchy witchy :D Or silver spider-webby :D Those are good too :D

[snarky-imp.livejournal.com]

*notes this for sockday*

[mystalkershrine.livejournal.com]

Don't forget to buy the socks!

[snarky-imp.livejournal.com]

they sould out of the witchy socks ;_; and no spidery webby goodness. but if you want santa on your big toe and reindeer on the other toes, those I can do, man. On the other hand, I'd imagine walking around on these socks after awhile would be of the painful, but since you said you collect rather than wear...

[mystalkershrine.livejournal.com]

I'll hold out for Valentine's day socks then :( I don't really like Christmas socks :/