mad madam heidi made me do it is not an excuse for murder

[impy]

On the off chance that freakin' hurricane does what the squirrels do every so often [knocks out our phone or power] I ain't dead. The paper cuts aren't that deadly. Yet. Spent the night muttering obscene amounts of profanity [think: 'fuuuuuuck, what the fuck are you fucking people doing in the middle of the fucking night at fucking walgreens? don't you have anything better to do, fuckface?' ] and having a good old time in the halloween aisle when the moronic people stopped coming in looking for beer.

Now. I must be good and not go to the Toys R Us Buy 2 Get 1 Free sale. I don't like that sale as much as I think I do. No. I must not buy the Halloween socks at work yet since they aren't on sale. Witchy socks or no, I will not buy them until payday or a real sale.

That junk out of the way, I have something importante to say:
Happy Birthday, holli_hope/Heidi!

*resumes plotting*

And because I'm a sheep:

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Comments

[loadedfantasy.livejournal.com]

Read: TNT repeat is on tonight. Read: Do I tape it for you? Yes, I'm asking even though your previous response was obvious. :-p

d'oh!

[snarky-imp.livejournal.com]

Yes please! I would be most appreciative and love it and adore it and be in much debt to you, oh taping type.

Re: d'oh!

[loadedfantasy.livejournal.com]

Missed the first minute and half. :$ Sorry, I was caught up in a new show I've become addicted to - you'd love Veronica Mars. So would T, even. Anyhow, you missed Paige explaining to Phoebe why Grams needed to be summoned, said summoning which was funny, as Grams was flirting with another ghost that continued a couple of seconds before she realized where she was. Hee. But taping away! This will fill up the second tape, so I'm going to send everything off sometime...soon. Yeah. :-p