plots and schemes and spies, ohmy!

[impy]

This would have been spiffier if I'd thought ahead and had three different locations, or at least managed to do more with the second. But I didn't. :p I'm lazy and I used up my need to create a room with Tishy's room. [Not the room you see Tish in, but Princi's in Tishy's room.] So... Yeah.

Previously: Princi borrowed Dru's skirt and, well, I left it on too long and she's got this weird stainage going on. She's currently undergoing therapy to remove it. As such she's been removed from the girls for quite awhile. The Fleet's been guarding her, after she punched both of the boys and told them if they so much as looked at her she'd take out their kneecaps and then give them to my nephew.
Tishy's been hearing tales of various other Pandas getting their girlfriends, or at least knowing she'll be arriving sometime before Hades freezes over. [I don't know how since my room is as far away from this room as it could be in this house, so I suspect Pullips have a secret underground gossip mill.] She's in a bit of a funk over this, cuz, you know, fleeing your home and leaving your best friends and the possible love of your life? Not happy making, dahling. But new Tori album!

Onward.


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Princi: 'And then River asked me to the Inferno. If his girlfriend finds out, she'll kill the both of us. It is the South, and I suspect she's one of those... You know, hatch a plot to kill us, and then have it turned into a TV movie staring some WB or Fox actress. But that's only if she finds out, and she never leaves home. So we should be safe. He's so hot!'
Ugh. What the hell is she thinking? I've seen this guy. He's a wimp and so beyond not good looking.
Helldoll: Rar!
Princi: Exactly. She's just a big old... Ooooh, details.
Uh, Princi? Whatcha up to?


Princi: Catching up on my reading.
Preferred reading no less.
Princi: Yes. Yes it is. Did you want something?
...Well, I was pondering if I could check to see how your, uh, scars are fading.


Princi: With a camera in hand? I don't think so. I may be blonde, but I'm not a moron, unlike certain people.
Helldoll: Rar!
Princi: See? She's new and even she knows better than to forget me, damn it. Did you buy me that new wardrobe I asked for?
...
Princi: Yeah, that's what I thought. Look, if I catch any pictures of my "condition" on your computer, I will kick your ass. Don't worry, I can kick that high.
Hey, that's my line!
Princi: You really want to piss me off?


Princi: Yeah, that's what I thought. Look, I know you've got bills and whatever, and that clothes aren't free, but I've got some reading. HD and I were just getting to the good parts, and Doom Kitty wants to know if this girl is really going to try and get her ass kicked. So if you'll just move along, I can..


Princi: Did you hear that?
HD: Rar?
Hear what?
Princi: The sound of Evil.
HD: Rar! Raaaaaaar!


Princi: Oh. It's you.
Doom Kitty: Mreow? -faints-


Princi: Excuse me? Don't you knock? Where exactly do you think you're going?
HD: rrrrrrar. mmm. raaaaarrr!


Baby Jade: Hihi!
Princi: Uh, hi.


Baby Jade: You kay?
Princi: I'm fine. Really.
Baby Jade: No. You need hugs. Lots of hugs. I give hugs.
Princi: No. I'm good. See, I've got Doom! I don't need-


Baby Jade: No! Hug! Now!
HD: Rar?
Doom Kitty: *twitches in fear*


Princi: You know, despite the pisspoor lighting in here, I do feel better. Thank you, Jadey.
Baby Jade: Welcome.
Princi: You tell anyone about this and you can kiss your hair goodbye, camera-spy.

am I alone in this kiss
If there's Tori, it's gotta be time to visit Tishy.


I see you found The Beekeeper.
Tish: Tori. Thank you.
You're welcome. Are you okay?


Tish: I'm... *sniffle* fine. Really.
I'm fine, I'm fine, I'm fiine.
Tish: You're totally ruining my moment here, you know.
What moment? You're locked in an almost empty room listening to Tori, snuggling up to a picture I assume is of your long lost girlfriend.
Tish: *sniffles some more*


Tish: Look, I haven't asked for anything since I got here, but I was wondering if, um, we could look into finding a way to at least locate Gwen? She used to write me all the time, but in the last month or so all the letters have stopped. I'm not saying we should bring here here, but maybe find her? Just so I know she's safe?
Um, I'm not sure exactly how well that would work. Aren't you kind of supposed to be in hiding? And how would I even know where to start?


Tish: Oh. Okay. I understand. Um, I think I hear, uh, Coconut calling. I should go let her out.
*sulks off*

Well. That went well.


Alice: Hrmm, what do we have here? Candles, Tori, a pillow, and a mysterious picture. Hmmm.


Alice: So here's what I'm thinking. You're Tishy's only hope. You have the resources to rescue Gwen, and honestly, you know you want Tish to be happy. You keep buying her clothes and letting her drool all over your Tori albums, but we both know she won't be happy until she's got Gwen. And maybe Nameless. Dunno. Point is, you've got to. You of all people know how much it sucks to be kept apart from someone. So, what do you think?
Sigh. I was actually thisclose to it this morning, but I don't know when my Tax Refund will appear.
Alice: Tax whatta now?
Money with which to use to launch a rescue mission.
Alice: Oh. So whenever this tax whattevermathinga gets here, you'll see about hunting down Gwen? Wait, poor choice of words. But you know what I mean.
Yes. Assuming my money gets here sometime soon, I'll find Gwen. But what if she found someone else? I mean, Tish's been gone awhile. Longer than she's been here even.
Alice: True love is forever. Don't you know anything?


Alice, completely ignoring me now: It'll be so beautiful. The clouds will part, sun will shine, and Tish and Gwen will run across a field of flowers to embrace. I'll have to make sure all our cameras have batteries and lots of film. Oh, I can't wait!

Alice heads off, her head filled with romantic cliches.


Isa: Whassat? Isss eeet? It is. It is! So they think they can sneak her in, do they?


Isa: This will make it all so easy. So, so easy, Lola.


Isa: What's that, Lola? No, no of course they won't find out. Accidents happen. Well planned accidents. Oh, so easy. Just have to wait a little longer... and then all this will be over. Pretty, pretty Princess, kissed a boy and made him cry. Pretty pretty princess will be the last to die.


Dru: Spidey sense, tingling. What? I couldn't resist. Still, something isn't right.


Isa: Pretty pretty princess will be the last to die.
Dru: She's still at it! I thought her stay at Our Lady of Perpetual Nuts would have cured her, but of course not. I can't believe her.


Dru: Well, I'm be keeping an eye on you, Isa. Even if you've got everybody else fooled, you can't fool me. Also it gives me something to do.

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*squeals* I haven't had a chance to read it all -- but pictures and pictures of all of them!! :D Yay!

*random hugs for Imp because I misses ya*