HAQ

Or, hypothetically asked questions.

Q: Why haven't I seen you around as much/for as long?
A: My sleep schedule got all fucked up again. Plus I've been getting really, really tired no matter how long I've been sleeping, so that doesn't help. This also explains why my wit factor is down. *yawns* See? Sleepy. Also, I end up having to babysit a lot, or rather, i end up trying to keep my mother from going insane when left with her grandson. Yeah, he's got really thoughtful parents. :P

Okay, I lied. It was one question.

*yawns*