I'm not a karma whore. denial be thy name.

I come bearing two very important pieces of information.

1) Happy Birthday, Jake. :D I hope it's fun and that people spoil you rotten. In a good way.

2) Anyone who believes they know funny and still don't worship at the altar of David Sedaris should just give up the fight and read the funny! Or better yet, get yourself his stuff on tape. You'll laugh until you honestly think you will die, and then you'll go back for more because it's that good.

Go. Now. Begone!