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Jon Stewart, we love thee.
Nov. 9th, 2003 05:44 pmFor some reason or another I ended up on EW's site, so.. um, Jon Stewart quotes. Yay!
''If the events of September 11th have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American -- our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.''
''There are some who would say Ozzy Osbourne is grossly overexposed. There are others who are Amish.''
''Got a little frog in your throat?'' -- after Miss Piggy stumbled over her words on ''The Daily Show''
''The WTO protests brought the city of Seattle to a virtual standstill, and for 36 hours nobody formed a band.''
''Accused stalker Athena Rolando apparently hoisted herself through a window of Brad Pitt's home, where she was shocked to discover that hers wasn't the only bedroom covered with wall-to-wall pictures of Pitt.''
''The nation of Dubai has banned the movie 'Charlie's Angels' because it's 'offensive to the religion of Islam.' Apparently, the religion of Islam is offended by anything without a plot.''
''Bush administration officials are hoping that their tax rebates will jolt the economy back to life, with many Americans getting the maximum rebate of a cool $300. Great news indeed for families planning to send their kids to college for an hour.''
'''Temptation Island' helps four devoted couples determine their partners' loyalty by sending them to a remote island and surrounding them with 26 hot singles. It's the same sort of random scientific method that produced penicillin...or at least the need for it.''
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I thought of entering TS3's banner contest, but I decided that having my ass kicked thoroughly would probably be bad for my ego. And it's so fragile already, man. So I wish luck to those that enter. *waves the Roxy banner as she's the only one I know has entered so far* :)
*toddles off to help with dinner and read before Charmed*
''If the events of September 11th have proven anything, it's that the terrorists can attack us, but they can't take away what makes us American -- our freedom, our liberty, our civil rights. No, only Attorney General John Ashcroft can do that.''
''There are some who would say Ozzy Osbourne is grossly overexposed. There are others who are Amish.''
''Got a little frog in your throat?'' -- after Miss Piggy stumbled over her words on ''The Daily Show''
''The WTO protests brought the city of Seattle to a virtual standstill, and for 36 hours nobody formed a band.''
''Accused stalker Athena Rolando apparently hoisted herself through a window of Brad Pitt's home, where she was shocked to discover that hers wasn't the only bedroom covered with wall-to-wall pictures of Pitt.''
''The nation of Dubai has banned the movie 'Charlie's Angels' because it's 'offensive to the religion of Islam.' Apparently, the religion of Islam is offended by anything without a plot.''
''Bush administration officials are hoping that their tax rebates will jolt the economy back to life, with many Americans getting the maximum rebate of a cool $300. Great news indeed for families planning to send their kids to college for an hour.''
'''Temptation Island' helps four devoted couples determine their partners' loyalty by sending them to a remote island and surrounding them with 26 hot singles. It's the same sort of random scientific method that produced penicillin...or at least the need for it.''
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I thought of entering TS3's banner contest, but I decided that having my ass kicked thoroughly would probably be bad for my ego. And it's so fragile already, man. So I wish luck to those that enter. *waves the Roxy banner as she's the only one I know has entered so far* :)
*toddles off to help with dinner and read before Charmed*
