Snakes. On a porch. Ew.

...I hate snakes. I hate snakes big or small, I hate snakes who slither onto the porch and then attempt to slither up the stairs and into my house. I hate snakes who have to be bitch slapped by the cat to get them to slither back outside. I hate snakes.

In non related news, if you've got a Walgreens near you, and you haven't taken advantage of their free 20 photo prints [4x6] online offer, you might want to. If you want 20 free photos, I mean. You just sign up [I know, I know], upload some pictures, and then pick whichever ones you want printed. Then you pick your Walgreens and your payment option and bam, you're pretty much done. You can use them all at once or a few here, a few there. Just use them within 60 days of your upload and you're good. Free. Not taxed to death, but free. [/shameless promotion]

Snakes. Ick!