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Calendars are useful things. Especially the one they give you when your kid goes to school at the start of the year. Why is this, you might ask [if you were mentally disabled]? Because it tells you which days your kid doesn't have to go to school. For the rest of us, it says, AVOID the mall/anywhere kids would end up because this is not the day for that.

My brother threw a colossal hissy fit this morning because he'd woken Thomas up for school, and GOD, if someone would have just TOLD him that his kid didn't have school...

Swear, one of these days I'm gonna backhand him into next week. Jackass, no one told me there was no school, I looked at the calendar. Gasp! Is that even possible? To... read and comprehend such information?

*makes strangling motions*

Now to throw my stuff in the dryer and pass out. Yay!