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A small confession. So long as I don't have to do them often, or the day after truck-day, I love doing outdates. I enjoy chucking nine billion expired or almost expired items into a cart with no regard for how they'll land. I love finding something fantastically old and gross and sharing the details with someone when they ask and yeah, sometimes when they don't. There are a few exceptions to this, and I hate doing outdates when I'm supposed to watch the front register, too, because that's just asking too much. Either let me commit fully to the random number codes [although, um, I can only read the really obvious and the 9B types. I'm too lazy to fully work out the ones with the 'now add however many weeks we tell you to and do the math' types and I hate the ones where you need a decoder ring to figure it out. I say they should only come in the two types I know how to read. Idiot proof [Best by: January 20, 2009] or 9A, as anything else is too damn tricky. I'm looking at you, Mars! I don't have time to do complicated [or not so complicated] math just to figure out the Snickers bar in my hand died six weeks ago. Make it so! easy!

Alyssa Milano Engaged to Agent, May Get Work Now

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Alyssa Milano Engaged to Agent, May Get Work Now

(Jan. 6) - Alyssa Milano and her boyfriend, CAA agent David Bugliari, are getting married, Usmagazine.com reports.
The actress has been dating Bugliari for a year.
No wedding date has been set for the impending nuptials.

If you can't find the funny, I don't know you. :P

I'm having a throat issue

God, shut up already! Yeah, no. I must chatter on Wednesdays because Thursdays kick my butt, man. So. Discussion time.

That patch on Taylor's hip. Some say, "big band-aid!" Some scoff at this suggestion. My money is on it being a birth control patch seeing as it looks identical to the ones Jax used to wear. The disturbing part of this thought, other than I don't like visible bc patches because really, all it does is scream tacky, is that Taylor there is 15. The other posibility people have thrown out there is that it's a smoking patch. To which I scoff at that idea as well. She's 15. She's not kicking the habit, she's just getting started. Really. Shut up. So, where you fall?

Dear ABC, please put Scrubs on Wednesdays and not just this once. I don't have time/space on Tuesdays and no one else* does either. But I'm all free Wednesdays now that you've killed Pushing Daisies.

* You will back me up on this because I would do the same for you.

As it stands, my TV recording/watching is as follows: Mondays are for Gossip Girl, Tuesdays are for 90210/Privilged [Shannen/I think it's cute reasons respectively], Wednesdays were for Pushing Daisies, but I will now transfer my hopes to Scrubs because I should rule the world, Thursdays are for Supernatural, Fridays will be for Dollhouse, and Saturday and Sunday mean very little to me.

Hungry. Very, very hungry.