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Mar. 24th, 2009 06:22 amOkay, who doesn't dream about lesbians, a bus with skylights, witches, vampires, and a big robocop type thing done in the fantastic Barbie pink where the big reveal of the dream is none of those things, but the crazy backstabber who stands at the back of the bus and announces [as pink robocop advances ever so slowly with his fleet of minions behind him] to not!me that for all the moping I was doing about being dumped by some crazy dude who, it turned out, had a girlfriend on the side, he had more than that. He was married. To crazy lady giving the speech. Something about an STD [say wha?] and how the whole impending apocolypse was my fault and I should just go home and cry, but wait, that couldn't happen because she was gonna have big pink smack us down.
And then I pushed her out of the back of the bus and the nonsensical fight sequence began.
Seriously, why do I still remember this dream? Bits of it were awesome. Bits of it terrified me. [I'm sorry, but being on a bus where a zillion birds fly by overhead and keep circling you is not cool. Everyone else enjoyed the hell out of it though.] I can't remember the next thing that went by, which just figures because it was something kind of awesome. And I remember basically behind a friend of mine hiding during the bird thing and feeling like such a jerk while doing so because her sister had just died.
But then tonight? Tonight we top that.
And then some.
In the dream there's some scavenger hunt thing, only... not. Because that's weird. And we're basically let loose on this section of the city and no one really does anything, but everyone has to wear a specific ring type. You can't switch rings, but... later in the dream I end up with my brother's, so it's okay to give yours to someone else, I guess. Who knows. Anyway, about halfway through, everyone's been hounding me to watch this fantastically funny movie and I apparently have time to kill, so I watch it, and there's some bit part played by someone who looks like me. Like, exactly like me [dream me, not me-me] and it's a bit strange, but probably explains why everyone kept bugging me to watch this movie that didn't look interesting in the slightest. But dream me is amused and the movie's at the end and I wander off through the end credits and possibly even the end scene, not really caring what movie!me is going to do, and as I walk through the crowd people keep looking at me. And giggling a bit. But I chalk it up to movie!me and ignore them, although honestly, creepy.
And I get back to my table and everyone wants to know what I thought and I shrug and say it was funny and then I spot other!me. And she's talking about how yeah, normally she wouldn't have done this last scene, but she felt like taking a chance, and hey, movie nudity isn't the same as real nudity, right? And it was an epic scene if ever there was one, right? And everyone else agrees and I stand there, mouth open, and think, "oh. shit!" There's an appearance by the ex thrown in, and that's just fantastic, and then there's this moment with the scavenger hunt and for whatever reason, I've got a blinding headache. So they put these eye drops in my eyes and tell me to keep the box, but not to use anymore until I read the box carefully. I agree and wander around, pretty much blind and a little out of my mind. Which, for a dream, is saying something.
Later I read the box when I can see again and realize dude. They freakin' poisoned me. o_O Someone else asks to use the drops and I tell them sure, if they don't mind possibly dying.
Poison eyedrops. Fantastic.
And then I pushed her out of the back of the bus and the nonsensical fight sequence began.
Seriously, why do I still remember this dream? Bits of it were awesome. Bits of it terrified me. [I'm sorry, but being on a bus where a zillion birds fly by overhead and keep circling you is not cool. Everyone else enjoyed the hell out of it though.] I can't remember the next thing that went by, which just figures because it was something kind of awesome. And I remember basically behind a friend of mine hiding during the bird thing and feeling like such a jerk while doing so because her sister had just died.
But then tonight? Tonight we top that.
And then some.
In the dream there's some scavenger hunt thing, only... not. Because that's weird. And we're basically let loose on this section of the city and no one really does anything, but everyone has to wear a specific ring type. You can't switch rings, but... later in the dream I end up with my brother's, so it's okay to give yours to someone else, I guess. Who knows. Anyway, about halfway through, everyone's been hounding me to watch this fantastically funny movie and I apparently have time to kill, so I watch it, and there's some bit part played by someone who looks like me. Like, exactly like me [dream me, not me-me] and it's a bit strange, but probably explains why everyone kept bugging me to watch this movie that didn't look interesting in the slightest. But dream me is amused and the movie's at the end and I wander off through the end credits and possibly even the end scene, not really caring what movie!me is going to do, and as I walk through the crowd people keep looking at me. And giggling a bit. But I chalk it up to movie!me and ignore them, although honestly, creepy.
And I get back to my table and everyone wants to know what I thought and I shrug and say it was funny and then I spot other!me. And she's talking about how yeah, normally she wouldn't have done this last scene, but she felt like taking a chance, and hey, movie nudity isn't the same as real nudity, right? And it was an epic scene if ever there was one, right? And everyone else agrees and I stand there, mouth open, and think, "oh. shit!" There's an appearance by the ex thrown in, and that's just fantastic, and then there's this moment with the scavenger hunt and for whatever reason, I've got a blinding headache. So they put these eye drops in my eyes and tell me to keep the box, but not to use anymore until I read the box carefully. I agree and wander around, pretty much blind and a little out of my mind. Which, for a dream, is saying something.
Later I read the box when I can see again and realize dude. They freakin' poisoned me. o_O Someone else asks to use the drops and I tell them sure, if they don't mind possibly dying.
Poison eyedrops. Fantastic.