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May. 1st, 2009 07:47 amDear Lindsay Lohan,
In the best interests of what is left of your career, might I suggest the following:
1. Stop talking to the tabloids. I repeat: Stop. Talking. To. The. Tabloids. They are not your friends. They make you look even more ridiculous than you manage on your own [and this is said by someone who adores you] and it's just not a good thing. Seriously. Stop talking to them.
2. The non-stop clubbing you're doing? Yeah. Stop that. On the super slim chance your last rehab stint did work [and again, as someone who adores you, I gotta say I'm doubting it highly] it makes it look like it didn't. I could understand when you were going along with Sam as she did her DJ thing because apparently your appearance upped her fees and whatnot. Sure, whatever. But now? Not so much. So, yeah, the late nights partying? Kill them.
3. Whoever has been telling you that the partying is okay, that the tabloid chats are cool, and the way things have been going lately is just fine? All of those people should be kicked out of your life. Even. Family.
4. Find a gig of the acting persuasion. Do your gig well. Repeat process.
5. Get a good shrink. You're going to need it after #3 there.
I still have yet to deal with the fact that I now live in a world lacking in both Dorothy and Sophia. This... cannot be. :(
G'ah. I'm hungry, so I think I'll hobble off and find some grub.
In the best interests of what is left of your career, might I suggest the following:
1. Stop talking to the tabloids. I repeat: Stop. Talking. To. The. Tabloids. They are not your friends. They make you look even more ridiculous than you manage on your own [and this is said by someone who adores you] and it's just not a good thing. Seriously. Stop talking to them.
2. The non-stop clubbing you're doing? Yeah. Stop that. On the super slim chance your last rehab stint did work [and again, as someone who adores you, I gotta say I'm doubting it highly] it makes it look like it didn't. I could understand when you were going along with Sam as she did her DJ thing because apparently your appearance upped her fees and whatnot. Sure, whatever. But now? Not so much. So, yeah, the late nights partying? Kill them.
3. Whoever has been telling you that the partying is okay, that the tabloid chats are cool, and the way things have been going lately is just fine? All of those people should be kicked out of your life. Even. Family.
4. Find a gig of the acting persuasion. Do your gig well. Repeat process.
5. Get a good shrink. You're going to need it after #3 there.
I still have yet to deal with the fact that I now live in a world lacking in both Dorothy and Sophia. This... cannot be. :(
G'ah. I'm hungry, so I think I'll hobble off and find some grub.